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Breaking the news. Into lots of little pieces. Trying to show South Africa that Satire isn't a local make of tire.

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Hayibo's Not The Mail & Guardian is out today, featuring everything from sex-whales to JM Coetzee's tokoloshe.

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Buy the Mail&Guardian tomorrow for Hayibo's last hurrah. Not The Mail&Guardian is 12 pages of Hayibo madness, all new content!

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For those fans who want to stalk Hayibo's ex writers on Twitter, Rebecca Davis is @becsplanb and Tom Eaton is @TomEatonSA.

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Obituary notice: Hayibo buried at sea. http://t.co/ICkKosxG

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Big Hayibo thanks for all the sad Tweets. Also big ups to the 7 super-fans who sent cash to help with last 3 months of poverty.

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2nd last day of Hayibo, we look back at the top 10 stories of 2012...http://t.co/xHPvwKUA

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Beares furniture bears finally get pants. http://t.co/CPKVeILV

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Hamba kahle, Hayibo. Friday is our last day :( http://t.co/puKlYhP0

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Global relief as Mayan apocalypse revealed as Maya the Bee apocalypse. http://t.co/VTuMFj2X

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ANC admits Zuma is Pay-as-you-go president, has to keep credit topped up. http://t.co/K9ZnWRNE

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World outraged as Christians claim Christmas celebrates birth of Jesus. http://t.co/0rmShZb9

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From the archive: Special ceremony planned to mark etv’s 10,000th broadcast of ‘Die Hard’. http://t.co/bd5I0VhG

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SA's masses say they want Zuma second term because they want Zuma second term. http://t.co/VdjXYrQl

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On This Day last year: Government slams ‘hysterical dyke’ Zille for linking Aids to sex. http://t.co/5cHsQqGb

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Rhinos to be rebranded as unicorns so Chinese poachers fear 777 years of bad luck. http://t.co/KwBU6EM3

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Summer Sums - http://t.co/cuWdOZpT

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On This Day in 2008: Fancourt residents in shock after seeing black people. http://t.co/inHgEgqC

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Govt hails 13% maths mark, says counting just makes people cross, and Nkandla cost same as chip roll. http://t.co/2caXXWMe

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Malema to publish steamy legal thriller Fifty Shades of Money Laundering. http://t.co/JevGG2PH

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Lady Gaga's demons take on look at Jozi, go straight back to Hell. Rather damnation than Dainfern. http://t.co/RPXY1a5P