Hayley Elaine DeBell

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

@GHardstark & @KarenKilgariff please listen to yourselves in slow motion on your podcast. It’s gold! You guys sound like #drunkkaren x 10 @MyFavMurder

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

I fluctuate between anything on Bravo and Forensic Files... what does that say about me as a human being?

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

I love Drew because I constantly tell him to look at things as i mindlessly scroll through social media madness on my phone...and he always listens and reacts with at least half a smile and for that I’m really grateful.

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Help. I don’t want to adult anymore.

[Ben Kissel @BenKisse]

Never let anyone treat you like you’re less than and on the same token don’t treat anyone as if they’re less than you

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Poop https://t.co/wAAWuTgJN1

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Bitter af cuz all these newlyweds are leaving for their honeymoons & I’m just stuck at the airport bar waiting for my flight for a business trip 😭 can it be three weeks ago, already?!

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

If there’s a wobbly table in a restaurant, you bet your ass I’ll find it! AND I’ll sit at it. And I won’t move because I’m #stubborn like that.

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

35% of my tweets are about wine and the other 65% of my tweets occur while I’m drinking wine. Either way, wine wins 🤗🍷

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Big fan of @Carrabbas and $10 off bottles of wine on Wednesday’s. 🍷

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Latest google search: what would happen if I injected wine into my veins?

[F. Rich Fitzgerald @del_slappo]

lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Oh no. Drew is wine drunk and annoyingly argumentative.

Me: I love that shade of pink.

Drew: why are you limiting yourself to the color pink? Don’t fall victim to gender stereotypes.

I think you’re the one falling victim, buddy.

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

I watch @PostMalone on Hot Ones every night to help me fall asleep. Does that make me cool? Or weird?

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Uhhhh I just wanna hang out with @lmPostMalone 😭

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

@PostMalone my parents put on a music festival on their property in the north ga mountains to promote local bands. Wanna come and perform, posty with the mosty? I’ll give you unlimited bud light and food. #postmalone #musicfestival #georgiaonmymind #postmaloneonmymind

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

“Ludacris breaks down his 9 favorite rap songs lyric by lyric” - current YouTube viewing situation.

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

I only get on Twitter two glasses of wine in...that’s when I start feeling inspired to tweet. But then all I can think to tweet about is the fact that I’m typsy and on Twitter. #Sorry #MyTweetsSuck

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Can mashed potatoes be trendy already?!

[Hayley Elaine DeBell @hayleydebell]

Don’t know what I’m going to do without this bb for 8 whole days 😫 but hopefully Iceland with be… https://t.co/opnpfIPlG4