hayls

sad bitch / bad bitch (she/her).

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[yaya @malyelff]

i was definitely born in the right generation i love telling men to shut the fuck up

[mar @itsmariannnna]

i was not born to wear pants i was born to wear a big shirt and nothing else

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i want to go b2b w diesel just to hear him yell mosh pit while i play a minimal house track

[𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 🦭 @chiefndg]

bro taylor swift and ice spice were at bass canyon?!

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

I love girls. I love journaling, staring up at trees & being in water with girls . I love their pretty & chaotic train of thoughts & I love how they know how intuitively to take care of each other & remember ur likes & dislikes . I love how they wanna add beauty to everything

[Nicole Pomarico @nicolepomarico]

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[bella @earlygirl__]

no girl you’re good it was just the way you weren’t moved by nature or curious about the world around you that kinda threw me off for a sec

[chase @_chase_____]

women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity

[hayls @hayleyseverin]

the B2Bs at EDC about to go crazzzyyy damn.

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

slow blinking to my cat