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[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

He's reading the chat 🤣

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[trish @ultragloss]

i’ve already read 2 books this year and it’s still january

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.

[pj @pjayevans]

If RFK Jr. makes root beer illegal I will kill myself

[WOMBO @WOMBO]

the shrock

[àlex @nuggetb0t]

?????

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my dog today

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Hold your babies tight for me please. Today I lost my little Dixie Wixie.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

how your email finds me:

[haylee @haylleec]

why the fuck is clerks 3 so sad

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[haylee @haylleec]

need someone to hold jacob down so i can punch him 28 times

[haylee @haylleec]

they call me lil miss self diagnosis

[haylee @haylleec]

places renting are like “pet friendly💗💅” but at the same time are like “PETS ARE OK WITH $600 DEPOSIT $100 PER MONTH PET RENT MUST BE UNDER 10LBS AND LIVE OUTSIDE ONLY IF APPROVED” like you hate pets!