Haymaker

The most dangerous sketch comedy group in Los Angeles. Performing at @PackTheater the 3rd Wednesday of every month. Fuck Haymaker.

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

Hey, SF. We’re coming for you in 2020. See everyone at @pianofight! #sfsketchfest 🌉

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

@hellyesbrandon @EricMoneypenny Lol we're not going to fkn Ohio

[Jesse Arlen Klein @JessKlein1]

Most sketch actors

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

Please remember us as the paranoid stoners and trash-talking drunks we once were.

[Nick Gligor @nickgligor]

2020 so far:

[The Pack Theater @PackTheater]

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!

Tonight we make socially distanced comedy history and have a blowout of a telethon to raise money so we can stay open.

We'll be streaming LIVE from 6pm-midnight on our Twitch, FB, and YouTube. 'Cause Ya Can't Kill Comedy.
#onlyatthepack #QuarantinedComedy

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

The @packtheater is our home. Please help us keep the lights on once we're allowed to turn the lights back on. Tune in tonight from 6pm PST to midnight! 💡
VENMO: @pack-theater 💰
WATCH: https://t.co/7Q4pN7lPdK 💻

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

was at the thrift store when an old woman stopped me

she was holding a cardboard box

“are these action figures all good guys? they’re for my grandson and he wants to be a good guy”

“yes” I said

it was so sweet

i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was a box full of dildos

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

when im clapping correctly on 2&4 but the rest of the audience is on 1&3

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

this is aaaaalll going to come together when the carona virus pulls off the biggest heist in Vegas history

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

i wish they would have taught us real life skills in high school

like how to quickly ghost your dm’s or how to properly flake ten minutes before a dinner party

legit rt if you’ve done this 👆more than trigonometry

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

explaining why the audio sucks is my favorite first part of a youtube video

[Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy]

There’s a guy flossing his teeth in the airport right now and I thought we lived in a society but whoops I was wrong.

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

lil haymaker. big haymaker.

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

finally a candidate i can get behind

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

@fowill chills

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

What's the most scary pasta you've ever eaten? Don't hold back I really want to know, tell me your freakiest noodle.

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

@nickgligor Cary Elwes?!! Spooky

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

@ladygaga @caitraft Just like @jeffectual

[Haymaker @haymakercomedy]

@TheCameronRice If you write a book, this should be the picture in the jacket. Just don't write that book, someone already did.