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:-)

[hm @haymoline]

So ya know how you make plans when your drunk that never happen? Well I told a coworker I’d skydive with him thinking it wouldn’t happen but he signed me up and now I gotta jump out of a plane tomorrow. I fucking hate heights bro

[Mike Singer @MikeTSinger]

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[Toad @LearnToToad]

This is so beyond fake it's laughable. What the hell is this?

[Adio @Adiofreak]

After 7 hours of Crimson Desert, I have no idea what the fuck im doing or what I did but I want to continue doing it.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Before the false flag, ask yourself: why would Iran do this? They've the majority of the US & global public on their side, this USraeli war of aggression is deeply unpopular. Why would they turn people against their completely justified resistance against an illegal war by carrying out a terrorist attack?

[Wally Rashid @wallyrashid]

This is ridiculous and without a doubt manufactured by the CIA/Mossad:

1) Iranian drones cannot reach the United States.

2) There would be no scenario in which an unidentified vessel from Iran could EVER reach US waters to deploy them without the United States knowing.

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

horror movie of the year incoming

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

God forbid a white boy catches a vibe 🤣

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

This is so funny

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Democrats are PANICKED after President Trump confirms he is moving to BAN large institutional investors from buying up single-family homes

This is HUGE for affordability!

2026 is off to an incredible start 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump to ban institutional investors from buying single-family homes.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I've never heard a meow I disagreed with

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

The lion does not concern himself with mixing in a water

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

*as horny as one can be* heyy did you see a24 is coming out with a movie for elden ring?

[jainormis @jainormis]

a sloppy make out at a disgusting dive bar would fix me

[aka @akafaceUS]

Lady tries to promote abstinence on a college campus and it doesn't go as she expected.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

An endangered species for certain

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US bans artificial dyes from all food products, effective today.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up