Hay

Positive vibes only

[Hay @haymount]

Watching people get the shit kicked out of them on @Wipeout will never get old

[Hay @haymount]

“My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas is forever on repeat in my head

[Hay @haymount]

Ahhh yes, Taylor Swift showing me yet again that I am still an emotional teenager at heart

[Hay @haymount]

I still think of this moment often

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

💋🍪 Eat it up! We are living for your lewk, Miz Cookie! 👏👠

Snatch up these goodies, henny 👇
👑🏁Full Episode: https://t.co/MXHcr9SdjK
👠☕️#Untucked: https://t.co/MXHcr9SdjK

[Hay @haymount]

Things I’m grateful Les brought into my life:

-Oat Milk
-Drag Race
-Craft Beer

[Hay @haymount]

Returned to twitter just to bitch about how it snowed in the fricken desert today. That is all.

[amelia @amlysen]

Am I supposed to believe these are two different people?

[Hay @haymount]

Netflix has taught me that you can turn ANYTHING into a competition show. Baking? Yup. Interior design? Of course. Make up? Hell yes. Glass blowing? Duh. Floristry? Buckle up and watch.

[Hay @haymount]

Season 4 of #Riverdale hitting Netflix really destroyed my weekend plans

[Hay @haymount]

Honestly, THANK GOD for healthcare professionals.

[Hay @haymount]

Today’s mantra: you can’t control the actions of idiots.

[Hay @haymount]

Beer delivery is the best thing to come from this social distancing situation.

[Hay @haymount]

I just lost 2 hours of my life on TikTok and I don’t even have TikTok

[Hay @haymount]

Anyone else in this weird spot where they are trying to be understanding and you know that this is hard on people but when you see people ignoring social distancing you want to scream? Just me?

[Hay @haymount]

When this shit is over I need a new tattoo

[Hay @haymount]

Les is about to find out just how big of a nerd she has been dating as I’m about to binge alllllll the #StarWars content this week #SocialDistancing

[Hay @haymount]

Nothing says “Happy Monday” like sobbing watching Guys Grocery Games...

[Hay @haymount]

Honestly forget what it feels like to put jeans on...

[Hay @haymount]

This social distancing/self quarantine really is reaffirming that my cat is a brat.

[Hay @haymount]

I need @Lesdoggg on every episode of @RuPaulsDragRace please and thank you