Mark Haynes 🇬🇧

Cat Dad to Patch & Rosie, Web / Marketing guy, AFOL, missing my princess every day. 💔😢

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Hey @rickygervais apparently I should find Armageddon, unfunny, not pc, boring and out of touch, but for me who lost my partner of 6 years to suicide end of Nov, it gave me a laugh over Christmas I desperately needed, so thank you for that!

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@RachelReevesMP Thank you for everything you did. I feel poorer now than I have for 5 years despite pay rises.

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@Keir_Starmer Lovely little photo of you Keir with Putins major ally. Nice

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Hey @premierinn can you guys donate some of your mattresses to NHS please. At least then I could get a decent sleep the beds in here are shocking.

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@elonmusk Automate superchargers so it can drive off go charge up and pick me up later

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Imagine @rickygervais on the last one laughing. I feel like he would be one of the first out based on the bloopers of his shows he laughs so much, but then him laughing is so infectious he’d take everyone else out with him. 🤣🤣

[Flying Dutch Fella 🇺🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺 🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱 @FlyingDutchPall]

Thank you for being honest @grok https://t.co/4o9TVuBi2y

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

I miss the old days when you could buy an app outright without having to sign up to a subscription service to use it. @Apple needs to let us filter this out of the App Store. I understand Devs need to be paid. I’m not after a free app it’s the BS subscription model I’m sick off.

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@jeremycorbyn Prat

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Poor @VickyPattison on her wedding day having Pete the fish coming at you 🤣🤣😘 @SamThompsonUK @P_Wicks01 @stayrelevantpod

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@kelseysaIvatore If something is gluten friendly surely that means it’s got gluten in right? I mean really you want food that hates the fucking sight of gluten 🤣

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

The irony of the @Dyson store in the Trafford Centre being incredibly dusty when it has some of their huge air purifiers and vacuums on display. Come on Dyson you are better than that.

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Only the British public would pick @HariboUKI_ sweets over dying kids. 🙄 #bgt

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

Love the difference. To Celebrate her Birthday @taylorswift13 gave her fans the chance to rent The Eras Tour with 3 extra songs on the flip side @MrBeast celebrates his 26th giving away 26 Teslas.

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

I’m no huge fan of Taylor Swift nor a hater. I love some of her tracks and my sister even bought me a life size cut out of her for my birthday 🤣 but, her new album, I just found boring. There were no instant hits for me. Not a hater, just not for me I guess. 👍

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@kelseysaIvatore 🤣🤣

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@kelseysaIvatore Mine still likes to remind me about the symptoms for Covid 19, NHS Direct online and 111 for 3 and half minutes before it will even start to join the queue. Drives me mad. 🙄

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@WallStreetSilv Look at the difference between USA McDonald’s fries and the UK!

[Mark Haynes 🇬🇧 @Haynzee]

@elonmusk you have billions why not make a proper Wikipedia and make it fully independent source of accurate information?