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just let me cook | shadow team propaganda

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Maybe one day I won’t be tired

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@jimmyjohns Not the time admin

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[〽️📍 @UnbiasedPiston]

Every Ausar Thompson made 3 in 2025-2026 NBA Season

[weston hodkiewicz @WesHod]

MarShawn Lloyd has been living an athlete's worst nightmare for two years and yet...

He's never hid from the media.
He's never been snippy when asked about injuries.
He's never stopped smiling.

NaShawn Lloyd raised a man of character.

Hopefully, we now get to see the RB, too.

[Ryan Wood @ByRyanWood]

MarShawn Lloyd, today’s RB1, taking reps with Jordan Love.

[NBA Communications @NBAPR]

The 2025-26 Kia NBA All-Defensive First Team:

▪️ Rudy Gobert, @Timberwolves
▪️ Chet Holmgren, @okcthunder
▪️ Ausar Thompson, @DetroitPistons
▪️ Victor Wembanyama, @spurs
▪️ Derrick White, @celtics

[Clutch Numbers @ClutchNumbers]

Best 4th Quarter Defensive FG% In The 2nd Round Of The 2025-26 NBA Playoffs (Min. 10 DFGA):

1. Ausar Thompson — 7.7%
2. Kyle Anderson — 15.4%
3. Devin Vassell — 28.6%
4. Evan Mobley — 29.2%
5. Dean Wade — 30.0%
5. Dennis Schroder — 30.0%
5. Dylan Harper — 30.0%
5. Dalen Terry — 30.0%
5. Paul Reed — 30.0%
10. James Harden — 33.3%
10. Trendon Watford — 33.3%

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@MLBTheShow @PlayStation @XBOX @NintendoAmerica Have an ounce of shame lmao

[Not Locked On Fantasy Basketball @MaarkyBoy]

Ausar Thompson — Every Block This Playoffs (13 Games) ⚡️

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Ausar Thompson… sure

[Real App @realapp]

Ausar Thompson is the 3rd fastest player in NBA playoff history to reach:

150+ PTS
25+ STL
20+ BLK

Behind only Anthony Davis & Michael Jordan.

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

8+ RPG, 3+ APG, 2+ SPG, 2+ BPG over a postseason (since 1973-74):

'97 Hakeem (16 GP) - 10.9/3.4/2.1/2.6
'26 Ausar (8 GP) - 8.6/3.4/2.1/2.1
'94 Kemp (5 GP) - 9.8/3.4/2.0/2.4
'89 Hakeem (4 GP) - 13.0/3.0/2.5/2.8

(h/t @stathead)

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Whatupdoe, Amen! @HoustonRockets

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

omg look at the speed

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Still not fixed @nbc @NBCSports @nbcsnl @SNFonNBC @NBCPolitics @LynnBowden_1 @SpeakerPelosi

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@NBCSports fix the audio

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@NBCSports fix the audio

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Packers OC Adam Stenavich on Matthew Golden: “It’s gonna be a big year for him.”

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Ausar Thompson first-round stocks reel