Kirk Hays

You don't find adventure, adventure finds you.

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

@RegalMovies’s “COVID precautions”are causing huge lines to form in front of minimum wage employees instead of hiring a few more and opening a couple registers to share the workload. Ironic part is that the “COVID precautions” are creating a lack of social distancing. #fixitnow

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@skipurg Probably shouldn’t encourage people that the resort is open and skiing is great before you shut it down entirely a day later. A lot of people could have avoided lengthy travel.

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@WinStarWorld @landerskd @Libertarian247 How many craps tables are there in the entire casino?

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@RegalMovies #MyRegalMyCard Movies!!!!

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@chasealmen5 Haha. He hated Jim so much. I love when he asks Jim for a rundown.

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@lsmellott Also, the state site says you should make 43,950 minimum. So just over $2,000 a month seems like a mistake has been made.

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@lsmellott I'm honestly curious how this is possible. I make more than that and it's my first year teaching.

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

I am! https://t.co/EaMM1HcOfk

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Less than 48 hours until #USAvCOL kicks off in Santa Clara. Who's coming to @LevisStadium for the #Copa100 opener?

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

Let's all hope Apple finally releases a 5.5 inch iPhone today so I can finally go back. #gold

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

Thanks again to @MTB_02 for being extremely generous and paying for another one of my meals. #bJs

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

If you don't listen to @KidCudi while you drive at night, then you are missing out. Cudi is the master. #mojosodope

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

The love is out there. Go get it

[America @OurGreatAmerica]

"hey r u free this weekend"

[gazes into distance]
[wipes tear from cheek]
[bald eagle screeches]

"im always free"

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

When Dempsey sees Ronaldo on the field today he should *jog over* “You’re my idol” *fake handshake/nut tap* “USA BABAY” *double pistols*

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

@b_critters I ate green beans and a butterfinger for lunch in Norman today. And you all said I wasn't grown up? #surviving

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@chasealmen5 If you would have truly loved your truck, you would have saved her life no matter how much money it took. Just saying..

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@suds78 You are making OU fans look bad. You should want teams from your state to win.

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

The ultimate table beggar. http://t.co/2mdi12XRWJ

[Braden Davis @bradendavis5]

Looks like both of @MikeDAllen OSU teams are struggling today. #roughday

[Kirk Hays @hayserman]

You want a bugatti? You want a maserati? You better work and get good grades on your finals. @ESmirlis @suds78 #britney