Haley Jones

I like funny people & cold drinks. Marshall University Alum.

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

Mere: I got these adidas joggers at gabes for $8!
Whit: That says adios...

[Jeff Chapman @MagnumPeeEye]

ATTENTION: THE FRENCH HORN URINAL AT CHRISTOPHER’S EATS IS GONE! I just found out. This may be breaking news.I’ve forwarded this revelation on to CNN, Peter Jennings, @elonmusk , and @WSAZirr. There are now no other WORKING novelty urinals in our area. #SlowNewsDay #HapPeeNewYear

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@zoesetser I read this as horse cock 20 times before I got it.

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@cailynhalll I’d kill to be in AP gov again with Scalise

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

Ummm I just watched a wsaz news reporter get hit by a car on live TV… also she continued to report. Give this girl a raise.

[rileigh✨ @rileighsmirl]

a reminder for all my hometown girlies making daily trips to the local “Ninth Street Nutrition” (which is definitely a confirmed front for herbalife) and still refusing to get vaccinated😌

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I love talk radio...@TB12sports

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WE AINT GOING NOWHERE

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@tabiddle74 And two beautiful ladies!!!

[Barstool Marshall @BarstoolMU]

🚨BREAKING:

MARSHALL IS NOW IN THE TOP 15

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

50 years. Never forget. Never defeated. We Are Marshall.
To join the Memorial Fountain Ceremony go to https://t.co/T77G65f72h
@marshallu

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@ez_wellman Haha I feel honored. There’s just some things ole Scott never needs to know 😂 thank you! Ily forever 💛

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

Trump’s handling of Covid-19:

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@happyhann98 I miss you too

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

A model

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@CowoftheDay1 @BarnSanctuary @whitellax3 you as a cow 🥺💛

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@e_sunnn

[Haley Jones @hayyyjo]

@e_sunnn Not true