jim hensons sleep demon

living proof the muppets had a flop era

[mariana @pastapilled]

us

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

idrgaf if a movie is “good” or “bad” when i’m seeing in in theaters. if there’s a big ass bucket of popcorn in my hands, i am having the time of my life no matter what

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

its called dunkin donuts and i love it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me when mangos exist

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

marry me and receive my dowry: instagram follows from 8-10 of my closest friends

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

let them fuck ‼️‼️

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Hi sharks. Today I’m asking for a hundred million dollars in exchange for (opening my jacket to reveal a bomb strapped to my chest) all of our lives and futures

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

i hate being a customer i hate doing that to someone

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[veet @vveetto]

pov you’re the dr pepper button on the soda fountain and i have a large empty cup with ice

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

How do they know this?

[jim hensons sleep demon @hayzee416]

happy 5th year of @CupcakKe_rapper as my number 1 artist

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

[katy (new account, check pinned) @rickscurlyhair]

why are they kinda robert pattinson

[howard @mistahowie]

I think most people underestimate how little being 5’4 is. I’m literally hopping around on my phone rn to type tjis out