rena 🎃

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[yves 🌷 @oct15ths]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[ash @Absolutely__Ash]

Chappel Roan if she was fighting in the trojan war: we need Agamemnomenon

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

I didn't know kris jenner had shingles

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

best customer interaction of the day

man asks with genuine amazement "is that a tesla?!!!!"

me looking at the croissant he is pointing at ?????????

he then proceeded to tell me he's had a bit too much crack (but that tesla could fix it)

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

@BTP I work in an independent Kidbrooke Cafe' and we've been broken into 4 times in the past couple weeks. You know, but nothing has happened. Stations all down the line have been robbed by what we know is the same people. Nothing has happened. Staff have been assaulted. Nothing.

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

today I have discovered that rocket looks like little sharks 👍

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

@lbrahana I just know a true intellect like you also counts the pasta

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

why don't they write how many pieces of pasta are in each packet

it takes too long to have to count it out each time I make pasta

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

@lbrahana kind of them really

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

hey bro ever think that the part you most recognise of yourself is your hands but no one else would recognise you by your hands

unless they're a bit weird

deep thoughts

[rena 🎃 @haz3ljay]

do you think fish have a concept of water ?

fis h

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[Leo @leoabreu0]

Gregor samsa

[avery 🪐 @smilesinmay]

just rewatched Doctor Who and it has NOT AGED WELL. First off, things being bigger on the inside is literally impossible,

[Lily in the City @LilyArtemisTO]

Posting weirdly-sized animals until I get tired

Behold, the Giant African Snail
8 inches long, weighing 11 ounces, and with a lifespan of around 5 years

Invasive to everywhere besides East Africa
Illegal to buy, own, and release in the US
Carries a meningitis-causing nematode

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.