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just a rando on X formerly Twitter

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@chaosaintme1 I'm sorry but it's really effective

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@NIGGAFIEDYURI Tanned "gyaru" has been done to death in manga
But somehow her design looks refreshing to me, idk why.

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@kishinUCH Can I post the salieri gif as a reaction

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@spookyh8r Like others have said, put it on AO3🙏

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@qiandaiyiyu 100k likes 😭

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@HalfTangible > "... *girlfriend rage rising*"

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Chud fanfiction brings a tear to my eyes

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>Malfoid learns the fumo spell.
>"HA! I'll pose as an innocent stuffed toy. Then when Pottah least expects it I'll scare him so badly that STYOOPID scar will leap off his head! Silly babypants POTTAH."
>Harry finds the "Malfumo" randomly during a break between classes.
>"Huh, is this Malfoid's? It looks like her. Kindof cute actually. I suppose I'll return it to her if I see her. I'll probably never hear the end of it though.."
>Malfoid's brain goes blank from the cute comment.
>She ends up with Harry the entire day. Going to lessons, lunch with Hermoine and Ron who poke fun at the stuffed toy while Malfoid grits her teeth.
>"Why don't I just scare everyone now and be done with this ruse? Why can't I do this?"
>Deep down she knows why.
>She's with Harry throughout the rest of the day, and eventually he finds a quiet spot just outside the castle grounds to watch the sunset. "Malfumo" is propped next to his bag and inches away from him sharing the same view. She can't believe this is happening. Her plans ruined by her own emotions.
>And she doesn't want it to end.
>Harry is about to give up searching for Malfoid when he suddenly realizes he left something behind at the sunset spot.
>He leaves his bag and "Malfumo" propped against the entrance doors confident no one will disturb them.
>Malfoid transforms the second Harry rounds the corner and sprints back to the Slytherin dormitory as fast as she's ever run in her life.
>She slams her bedroom door behind her, blushing a crimson red and dripping with sweat.
>She catches her breath for a few moments. Then thinks to herself "Can I get away with it maybe one more time?"

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@astroweener Not wanting to diss you
But the post getting 50k likes and possibly more probably means it hit hard

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"For our future..!"

*The three of us*, said Malfoid, in the deepest corner of her heart.

[マルーンR @MaroonR19]

fate defying expelliarmus

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@EZHumbug @tropicalgreekSS The narrator (OP) is a guy so got hard from a male voice?

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@wizardchud @Vlady_Dracule You should as reply op if he read it so we can reenact that Nietzsche thread

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@MaroonR19 No amount of salieri gif can convey my reaction

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@MaroonR19 Afterwards it is revealed that she is pregnant, after they spent an intimate moment together before the final battle (pick a scene).
Thus echoing the power of love just as when Lily protected her son.

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This thread is a fucken comedy bruh

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"I MIGHT BE A MUGGLE, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT WANKING MY WILLY TO MY SCHOOL BULLY HARRY. THAT'S ALL YOU!"

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@TheRealKitty019 Chuds and moids eating up whatever fragments of malfoid fanfic they can find 🌞
World peace is closer than we thought

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@jjongbeargeddon 40k likes for this stupid tweet.

Millions of people from all over the world took IELTS as a req to enroll in a UK university.

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@spaz141 But harry looks like a manlet here😮‍💨

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@AndreLynton @Real_Lobjorn @lee2782 Yeah you're right it's a well trodden path

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I see. That's too high an expectation, to ask straight men to voluntarily explore M/M ships.

To me, even if I don't automatically hate gay people, gay sex and by association gay ships are not something I want to see for leisure. It's disgusting to imagine.

So we're all homophobes.

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@SUPERBLOWFLY Harry x fem Draco is peak chosen one + enemy to lovers journey

Calling Harry mudblood is larp tho