Hazeelia

no street cred

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

do i know what i want? no, but do i think i’ll ever know what i want? absolutely not

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

@SophiaBeseris And the whole jar of jam😂😂 still SO confused

[soph @SophiaBeseris]

This mystery was never solved.. still not over it. ⁦@hazel_pratt⁩

[lana del tay✨ @tjcouls]

How tf does posting your senior picture from like 4 years ago “support” the class of 2020????

[JP @jpbrammer]

going back to stages of grief I’ve already cleared because l’m bored

[villain | 빌런 🌱 @villainpathetic]

what's a girl gotta do to have some STABILITY in life

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

practicing throwing myself a surprise party since imma be in quarantine on my birthday

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[BYU @BYU]

A message from Academic VP Shane Reese:

We've received many questions concerning fair evaluation of final grades at the end of this altered 2020 winter semester. As a result, we've decided to give students a choice regarding how their final grade in each class is recorded.

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

@mashedtatties Classic😂

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

Trying to cook in a guy’s apartment really be like

Me: “Hey do you have any tongs to flip the bacon?”
Tommy: *handing me two disposable sporks he found in a drawer* “Will this work?”

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

@ethanme5 I mean yeah I suppose it did

[villain | 빌런 🌱 @villainpathetic]

things my brain doesn’t retain:
-schoolwork
-important dates
-literally anything useful

things my brain does retain:
-lyrics to songs i haven’t heard since 2007
-trauma

[. @SuiNeltwork]

goofy’s ashes will be shot out of a t-shirt cannon at 2pm today on main street

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Goofy has died

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

Me learning Roddy Ricch//
Korean vowels The Box

🤝
ee oo

[Hazeelia @hazel_pratt]

When I lived in Ukraine I was talking to this lady and used the expression “it’s not rocket science” and it turns out that she, in fact, was a soviet rocket scientist during the Cold War