lana del tay✨

unverified but very fire retweets

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Nani @availablebiebzs]

it's november

[Susan Sontag-Ochocinco @SlavOnMyKnob187]

I somehow ended up on Milwaukee Twitter and now half my feed is tweets about Milwaukee and esoteric Milwaukee knowledge

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[james @jms_tny]

imagine watching secret lives of mormon wives on this

[🦢 @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[don ✨ @ddpain_]

Not like us for white women incoming

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

there’s so much happening here

[♰ @reeceollld]

best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[que sera. @broztitute]

celebrating my birthday once a year seems a bit... strict

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[molly @angelinrealtime]

(flirting) what’s every single thing you’ve ever thought

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

AND IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST TOO?????? SHE LIVED FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL!!!

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

when she announces another album during her vows