Hazel

16, EST
dc: @hazelcaffe
GD & PJSK
Programmer & Sysadmin
I 🩷 energy drinks

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

it's clear the odds are stacked against you, and the chances of success seem slim. so tell me. what are you going to do?

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

@ay_julito @ChaoticEclipse0 Lmao

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

Fuck Microsoft

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

@ay_julito @ChaoticEclipse0 God you're an idiot

[Nightmare Eclipse @ChaoticEclipse0]

I'll try to write as much as much, I still cry everyday over what Microsoft did to me and I still don't know what did I wrong, tears bun now.

[Nightmare Eclipse @ChaoticEclipse0]

I think it's over. I don't think I can do it anymore.
My road ends here (hopefully I succeed.)

[Project Sekai CTF @ProjectSEKAIctf]

Did this work? CTF saving humanity

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

https://t.co/hJvxvWt5W7

[HSVSphere @HSVSphere]

Anthrophic is evil, btw

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models.

Here’s what this means for you:

Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error.

On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models.

We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Sneako tried to have sex with me.

[Brandon Butch @BrandonButch]

Is it just me or is iOS 27 STILL indexing on your device? 😭

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

@cooleddie001_ @ash_twtz ChromeOS is based off of Chromoum OS, which is completely open source, so you can check!

[KFC @KFC_ES]

YA ES VIERNEEEEES DE FURBO Y HELADOOOS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

@sorrowfulgraces @UnauthWoman Question, if you use any/all but exclude he/him, why not just use she/they?

[iFixit @iFixit]

You can rebrand a phone.
You can paint it gold.
You can rewrite the marketing.

But when you put it next to an HTC U24 Pro in a CT scanner, the disguise falls apart pretty fast.

[Cytus / CytusⅡ【公式】 @CytusRayark]

Cytus II × プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！ feat. 初音ミク

コラボ楽曲公開：
➤ NEO / じん
➤ 仮死化 / 遼遼
➤ ロウワー / ぬゆり
➤ ステラ / じん
➤ キラー / 夏代孝明
➤ トンデモワンダーズ / https://t.co/Mlnu9VXrt1

計 6 曲のコラボ楽曲が 6/20 に更新されます！
お楽しみに〜

[Nightmare Eclipse @ChaoticEclipse0]

Welp it's official, blogger started removing my posts as well, crazy how even google is hating me now.
Is that like supposed to make stop ? Kinda feeling even more motivated.

[Hazel @hazelcaffed]

@AnxiousHolly Me too