Shawn Hazelett

Filmmaker | producer @MintedMovie |

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@DemocraticWins So essentially, your knock on the man is that he disagrees with policies that lose elections?

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Mr Hollins Opus #Billls

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Of the Browns 8 losses, 3 teams currently have winning records and 2 are in last place.

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#ElectionDay

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Torn between which of the two Simpsons better encapsulates the current state of American politics: Bart galvanizing his class by chanting “We demand more asbestos!” or Sideshow Bob Roberts?

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The trailer for A Complete Unknown makes me excited to rewatch I’m Not There.

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Tough night, New York. Yankees, Giants, Knicks, and NYCFC all play, all lose.

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Morgan, Kwan, Rocchio — little guys coming up HUGE for the Guardians!

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Fry bats again with two men on and comes up empty once again (to be fair, great defensive play by Vierling)

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Love Vogt but people are rightly criticizing him for pulling Manzardo for Fry. Fry’s last 4 at-bats in the series in key situations have gone: double play, strikeout, strikeout, strikeout

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With 3 points at halftime, this is no longer cynical, lighthearted hyperbole but an actual projection. #Browns #Stefanski

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The Guardians could quite possibly score more than the Browns this weekend.

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@westonplus doing my part tomorrow!

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Wish Walz had delivered a fraction of the sharp retorts I’m reading on Twitter

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Browns vs Giants is a race to the bottom

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@minakimes You dissect the game with more insight, intelligence, and reasoning than these fools could ever muster, and that hurts their feelings. I don’t always agree with you (meaning, as a Browns fan), I rarely tweet, but wanted to express my support and appreciation from the sidelines.

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@NickPedone12 Anyone like that doesn’t deserve them

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@nycgov As a New Yorker, this is pretty stupid

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The racist-ass Oklahoma basketball announcer invoking the Twinkie Defense two days after it appears in @LearnedLeague provides necessary symmetry to this crazy world.

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After my Fios went out this morning, Verizon pulled a pretty classic "under promise" by estimating it would be back on by 8:30 tonight, only for it to come back by 4:00 and merely costing me half a workday.