hazel 🗡️

clay animated librarian

[hazel 🗡️ @hazelpazel55]

service top butch let me fuck them today call that sword in the stone

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE tomorrow...

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The Cylinder Must Remain Unharmed (2028)

[‎jay 🇭🇷 @16piastris]

brasil: will we ever be able to return to our former glory again😪

turkey: 😴😴😴

germany: we are gonna win with the power of homosexuality on our side💪💪

the england subplot:

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Froggy Tonic @froggytonic]

In the end he was right.

People did create a million Charlie Kirks 🥹

[mabel! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧☯️⛩️ #SETHTWT @2huyuri]

You can really tell when these are written by non-brits 🥲

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[alex ⋆˚࿔⋆⭒˚｡⋆ @whateverremainz]

am i the hungry fucking caterpillar dawg just let me have my birthday cake

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

uncritical support for this guy today

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Too late

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

can he consider banning it for over 65s too

[willow!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @willowsqueak]

how exactly does one go about getting ready for sheffield. is anyone ever truly prepared for sheffield

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Cis people genuinely think that the way being transgender works is you decide you wanna be a girl one day, march into a hospital and go "one girl surgery please, sir!" And you wake up 12 hours later looking like a woman

[@peterpun @burner17035411]

Typical of the UK. Little bit of sunshine and blokes are out without shirts on.

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

It took me all day, but I finally finished.

A pallet I made from an old coffee table.

[ًً @stoyatel]

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded