Hazel

i'm jk

[Hazel @hazelv]

Enamorada de mi Pablo 🥹❣️

[Hazel @hazelv]

taking the b43 beginning to end is a cursed experience

[Hazel @hazelv]

who decided is ok to start charging $130 for sweatpants across the board

[Hazel @hazelv]

immediate regret walking into a coffee shop when they ask “what size of capuccino”

[cari •ᴗ• @caridescent]

on my puter 🐛

[Hazel @hazelv]

u a real new yorker when u know a better train combo than google maps to get somewhere

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[Hazel @hazelv]

death to airpods, glory to wired headphones !!!

[Hazel @hazelv]

just killed 4 mf mosquitos from bed, yeah

[Hazel @hazelv]

my uber driver making wet noises while chewing on something.. i might just go crazy. 1 star for you bro

[Hazel @hazelv]

that guy chris should be k*lled also

[Hazel @hazelv]

to hell with that kevan guy from love is blind …

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Today DHS assassinated a VA nurse in the street, Bondi is attempting to extort voter files, and half the country is bracing on the eve of a potentially crippling ice storm with FEMA gutted.

So what is the President up to? Having a movie night at the White House.

He’s unfit.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[butch carol sturka 🚬🦌 @idyllhighway]

mi esposa. she didn’t like my gluglugluglug

[Hazel @hazelv]

u ain’t put me in chanel

[Hazel @hazelv]

i don’t care how much it costs, i’m gonna go see rosalia live on her lux tour