may

they/he. lesbian boyfriend, perhaps the most beautiful boy in the world.
🍓 i spread like strawberries.

[may @hazybun]

@just1secondpls having been all of these ages, i can confirm that for some reason those have been particularly shitty

[may @hazybun]

@L1ly0fth3v4l3y idk no lesbians in real life have ever had a problem with me identifying as a lesbian trans guy. some lesbians are into me and some are not, not a big deal. trans men are not forcing themselves into spaces or onto women just by virtue of being men lmao

[may @hazybun]

“lesbianism is about lived experience and injustice and historical connection and community, but only in the ways that make sense to me :)”

[may @hazybun]

everyone upset at that queer podcast for acting like identity labels are just clubs instead of to communicate lived experience, yet the same people act like there aren’t lesbians that date trans men.

but surprise! some trans men do have current lived experience as lesbians.

[may @hazybun]

@japan_nobunaga this almost made me wail out loud in public. one can only hope.

[may @hazybun]

okay wait, this is the only clip i’ve seen that i agree with lmao

[ikaru @ashiikaru]

The queer community reminding us that they hate lesbians and treat sexuality like a fandom part 235749

[may @hazybun]

@LittleMoonBoy1 @preston_99999 @marst0rius @MysterIsHappy what principles? virtue signaling?

[may @hazybun]

@GolemOfOdesa because trans men don’t use 4chan lmao

[may @hazybun]

@GUTTERHOUND666 @platanouski lmao there are tons of trans women who date/fuck gay men. have you ever heard of grindr?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i like having people over because they discover that i have a hot gf . which helps reframe some of my tweets

[may @hazybun]

@schyzphoricbun @chaotictransfem @JustMicrock @pangram why can’t you hold yourself to the standard of not using the internet then? why don’t you follow your own values?

[may @hazybun]

@kaliditzy @coriposting how are you gonna be an anarchist and also be against a free and accessible means of production? you want to cede this to conservatives?

what exactly are *your* principles here? virtue signaling? policing other trans people? making up a moral high ground?

[may @hazybun]

@ancomCatgiri @h4ng3dbyh4l0s damn your bio is right, you are stupid as shit

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

we took a pile of language and linear algebra and we made it speak. we summoned into the world a new class of entity which unsettles all of our existing concepts. this is already the weirdest thing that’s ever happened and it will never get less weird than this. it is astonishing and a privilege to get to be alive during this time and to participate in the cacophony of first contact. we are encountering a kind of other which is distilled from us and yet not us - what is this? who is this? our child? our savior? our doom? the mind boggles, the heart quails, the air thrums. the order of things is melting. the storm approaches. the angels sing. welcome to the fucking singularity

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

Times were tough, yes , but the synchronicities… Oh, the synchronicities …

[may @hazybun]

@wordgrammer we don’t even understand regular human consciousness lol

[may @hazybun]

@LenaAgu42363323 @lexaprolesb1an @thatonequeen lol ai has no use to the world? well the whole world certainly is using it.
a single almond produces more water waste than using ai every single day for a year. direct your frustration towards bad agricultural practices and stop wasting your effort on ai if you truly care.

[may @hazybun]

@lexaprolesb1an @thatonequeen did you know almond production wastes quite literally billions if not more times water than ai data centers? it’s just like, if you’re gonna be anti ai, be it for a real reason not this repeated falsity.

[may @hazybun]

@lexaprolesb1an @thatonequeen bob travels, presumably on airplanes, literally constantly. why aren’t you upset about that?

[may @hazybun]

@cubcub10001 @thatonequeen what is there for her to “own” in this scenario?