Haley Fister

Nick Jonas will always be the love of my life and unfortunately there’s nothing I can do about it 🙃. insta: @hbfister

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@amyjeanhepburn Right. Mine comes with me lol.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not only am i comfortable with it, it is my greatest passion

[Bryn @brynnelson]

Before we get married I gotta fuck this guy

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[bee gee @xjoydivision]

i mean look at the material…

[Bryn @brynnelson]

Please I’m BEGGING them to replace WAMGD with vacation eyes!! Nick joe Garbo if you’re reading this please free us from that song

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@salnuzzo @davidu Okay so that’s your specific credit card that’s bypasses the fees.

Seems it acts like a Bilt card. Very different from your general travel/cash back rewards credit card that most people have.

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@salnuzzo @davidu You may be on of the lucky ones regarding your credit card carrier. However Venmo DOES charge a 3% for using credit card, unless you have their credit card of course. Screenshot straight from the app.

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@salnuzzo @davidu Yeah except you pay the 3.5% Venmo fee to use a credit card. And then your credit card company also charges you a cash advance fee and interest on that amount. Absolutely not worth it.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

[MILEY ART @mcyrusart]

Unpopular opinion: for me, this song is on the same level as “The Climb”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at the #iHeartAwards2026.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

i think sitting on the front porch while watching a severe thunderstorm will cure me

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the phrase “not everything is about money” because EVERYTHING is about money: travel, food, education, housing, clothes, health… EVERYTHING.

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@buzzfeedjenny And I used to do just that 🥴

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@imdrinkingwine Because I have social anxiety and the thought of having to be in that situation sounds awful lol.

[Maira @maira4yo]

Double my salary

[The Life of a Swiftie @LalalalAala2212]

Do you evet just listen to TTPD and think 'what the fuck'

Because who writes THIS on one album

- "You swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? I died on the altar waiting for the proof"

- "I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all"
"Once I fix me, he's gonna miss me"

- "He saw forever so he smashed it up"

- "If you want to break my cold, cold heart just say, "I loved you the way that you were"

- "I'll never leave, never mind / Our field of dreams, engulfed in fire / Your arson's match your somber eyes

- "And I'll still see it until I die / You're the loss of my life"

- "At dinner, you take my ring off my middle finger
/ And put it on the one people put wedding rings on
/And that's the closest I've come to my heart exploding

- "And I'll tell you that he runs / Because he loves me (He loves me)

- "I felt more when we played pretend / Than with all the Kens / 'Cause he took me out of my box / Stole my tortured heart / Left all these broken parts / Told me I'm better off / But I'm not

- "Ain't no way I'm gonna screw up now that I know what's at stake here / At the park where we used to sit on children's swings / Wearing imaginary rings"

- "Little did you know your home's really only / The town you'll get arrested / So you pack your life away just to wait out / The shitstorm back in Texas

- "I need to forget, so take me to Florida / I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida"

- "Love left me like this and I don't want to exist/ So take me to Florida

- “How much sad did you think I had in me”

- "I changed into goddesses, villains and fools / Changed plans and lovers and outfits and rules / All to outrun my desertion of you / And you just watched it"

- "I guess a lesser woman would've lost hope / A greater woman wouldn't beg / But I looked to the sky and said / please"

- "But even statues crumble if they're made to wait"

- “I look in peoples windows like I’m done deranged weirdo I attend Christmas parties from outside”

- “Don’t want money just want someone who wants my company let it once be me”

- “I’m so afraid I sealed my fate no sign of soulmates I’m just a paperweight”

- “I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all, dancing phantoms on the terrace, are they second hand embarassed that I can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit is dead”

- "I would have died for your sins, instead I just died inside. / You deserve prison but you won't get time."

- "Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? / Were you writing a book? / Were you a sleeper cell spy? / In fifty years will all this be declassified?"

- "My beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, D-Y-I-N-G"

- "Now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes / And hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons / Even if I die screaming / And I hope you hear it".

- “If long suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don’t know how you’ve haunted me so stunningly, I choose you and me, religiously”

- “I’ll build you a fort on some planet / Where they can all understand it / How dare you think it’s romantic / Leaving me safe and stranded

- “Forgive me, Peter, please know that I tried / To hold on to the days when you were mine / But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light"

- “And in plain sight you hid / But you are what you did / And I’ll forget you, but I’ll never forgive / The smallest man who ever lived”

And the thing is this isnt even the half of it.
#TTPDAOTY.

[Haley Fister @hbfister]

@LastKissKT YEP SAME. $300+ for GA in the back is absolutely insane. Did not see GA in either of the two presale I tried for either. I’m so angry right now. Got in within 15 minutes of the public sale today and apparently all GA was sold out? And only a few seated tickets that weren’t resale