Parker Jones

Dad. Not a bank

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@LaughlessLahori @Wabbasi007 @HBLCare @HBLPak @StateBank_Pak Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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@Faiz_D_Expert Maybe you've got the wrong address?

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@TauqeerBukahri1 @FIA_Agency I certainly haven't done anything about it.

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@ElyKreimendahl I used to think this until I got to the episode The Pool and realized the creators just spent an inordinate amount of effort to spy on, and then publicly attack me.

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@aftab05555551 @walstreetblues @omar_quraishi @UBLDigital @MeezanBankLtd @TheNBPak I'm pretty sure one of these isn't to blame as much as the others.

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@MarviNazish I belong to me.

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@MarviNazish Sure thing. What's up?

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@Iffi_Rajpoot708 Feel free to send me any money.

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@jcasap This only proves we've been successful in keeping the cost down. What household has $319k to blow? You think I'm made of money?

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@borat85 @alexanyernas @JessicaLamour 🤔

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@Shaheer_An @HBLPak No problemo

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@mystiqueseoul I am not a bank.

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@tmclaughbos Real estate. Was trying to find an agent and every one was:

"I'd prefer to communicate over email."

"Great! When's a good time to call?"

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@Muneeb_Waris Everyone's a critic

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@akhtarhassan_ @BauhatSara @HBLPak You are my hero!

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@JustinMcElroy @lilylittlelamb @rileighsmirl @sydneemcelroy This is the best thing on the whole internet right now.

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@Thx4SharingJerk COVID tests before a planned event really lets you relive the thrill of a pregnancy scare.

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@hassanjamal754 You're probably sending them to the wrong person

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@Puff_Pastryy Sorry about that. Would you believe I don't have access to the source code?

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@ShahidShafee1 @StateBank_Pak Why me?!?