Hanna, BSN, RN

Tele nurse. #Feminist. Activist. Blogger. Proud #LGBTQ woman. Bionic heart owner. Blues fan. @MyFavMurder obsessed #Murderino.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Still accurate.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Taking applications for a cuddle buddy. Please text me your resume.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

It just occurred to me that when I’m ready to start dating, I’m doing it sober. I’ll have to sit in the awkwardness and not have a buzz buffer. That’s terrifying.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

The dumpster fire that is this past year. https://t.co/UnZZdNNTc2

[Brett Sours @BrettCemetery]

Joe Exotic: Alright. I’m going to be honest. A tiger did just bite someone’s arm off.

People in the gift shop buying tiger keychains:

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

I don’t love you anymore but I still miss you sometimes. https://t.co/1W61Z7b4vK

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Oh no, how did I manage to lose me?
I am not this desperate, not this crazy
There's no way I'm stickin' 'round to find out
I won't lose like that, I won't lose myself

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Dear @CHANEL, please never stop using Keira Knightley in your ads. Love, a gay lady.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

@marylambertsing, good for when your heart is broken. Good for when you’re in love. Great for when you’re both.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

If you need me, I’ll be chain smoking until my lungs turn black.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

I still will never understand how we went from trying to get pregnant to getting a divorce. Tomorrow, it all ends and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

I caved. I created a new tumblr.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Maddie Poppe - Made You Miss https://t.co/xhADiCmFOZ via @YouTube

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

I hope she cheats. https://t.co/o8SZGPe5ZF

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Guys on dating apps: I’m going to go smoke a bowl and jerk it. Does it bother you that I smoke?
Me: ... that’s what we are going to focus on in that sentence??

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Sometimes I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss. If you’re hurting as much as I am.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Seeing you with her is never not gonna make me want to throw up.

[Hanna, BSN, RN @hbottlez]

Who would have ever thought that a hug could fuck me up so bad. Been living in my feels since Sunday. Going to continue living in my feels until further notice.