Helen Clark

A graphic designer for a local authority and in my 'spare' time a Brownie/Guide/Ranger leader. Any and all views are my own.

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@thameswater I think it's clean. Doesn't look sludgy or smell

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@thameswater there's a leak on Brook Street, opposite Riverdale Road, by the park https://t.co/83L6TOuJjB

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@thameswater I have no idea! @LBofBexley could advise

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@thameswater ///whips.lanes.ashes and I think the nearest postcode's DA17 6NJ. It's at the bottom of the hill. You'll find the puddle!

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

My next few weeks of work will be mainly powered by this...

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Somebody posted this insane Spotify playlist of every track on: Now 1 - 114 (1983 - 2023) Now That's What I Call Music 1 - 114 https://t.co/r6tTpI90RU
And it’s like a lifetime of cultural archaeology. I might listen to all 228 hours of it.
Currently reliving my university years.

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@plymouthbus hi, what's happened to the 1705 from Royal Parade to Wembury? It said it was running late, then due but has disappeared from the board?

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

Yay! Looking forward to the found poems! 😄

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

I'm thrilled to finally be able to tell folks that this is happening. Four new specials of Modern Life Is Goodish are in pipeline.

Tickets for the recordings are out today. If you're on my mailing list, check your inbox as there's a priority link in there.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY was released 53 years ago today. One of the most beloved family films ever made and among the most popular works of Gene Wilder, the making of story is like entering a world of pure imagination…

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[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@80s_Kidz From Athena obvs

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@sainsburyarch Pretty sure some of those were still in my nans' cupboards in the mid to late 80s and icing for many a fairy cake was coloured with them 😊😋

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1112

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Pancake Day Acronyms

ROFL: roll or fold lovingly
FFS: for flips sake
LOL: lashings of lemon
BYOB: bring your own batter
TMI: too much indigestion
BFF: best fillings forever
LMFAO: love mine flambéed and orangey
AWOL: ace without leavening
IHOP: International House of Pancakes
NSA: nutella spread amply

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

Some of the best TV from my childhood!

[Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn]

It's Pancake Day
Yes it's Pancake Day
Yes it's P-P-P-P P-P-P-P Pancake Day!
(It is now *35 years* since Danny John-Jules’s song on Maid Marian and Her Merry Men was first aired on BBC One in 1989)

[Bagpuss 💤 @OfficialBagpuss]

On this day in 1974, at 1.45pm - between Pebble Mill at One and Music Time - we met the most important, the most beautiful, the most magical saggy old cloth cat in the whole world, for the very first time... 💖

Happy 50th Birthday Bagpuss! 🥳🎉

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Road signs just giving out general life advice now.

[Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair]

Healthy young people please fucking stop sitting in priority seats on tubes and buses also don’t sit in the seats where the mums with buggies need to sit - and if I ask you to move so a v old man can sit down - don’t tell me to fuck off - you can fuck off - ok

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

V excited but a bit sad @TheMaeMartin isn't on it. They were great!

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@MrsRieB It's sung as a Guiding and Scouting campfire song too!

[Waaber @RichWebber1]

Happy Christmas! #wham #lastchristmas

[Helen Clark @hc_tigger]

@lccmunicipal Will have to look for those the next time I go!