Dr. Coomer HD

PhD in sex and a philosophical doctorate in stupidology

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

Ever swallow your meds and they feel like they’re stuck in your throat? That phantom discomfort of feeling like you need to puke for hours on end? It’s called globus pharyngeus.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@ewphoria00 @Wendigoon8 gaze upon peak and let its light shine upon you.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@llslit Being irradiated

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

Kane parsons is only 20

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

DC’s full of politicians beggin’ lobbyists for cash & backroom favors. That ain’t me, friends.

I’d rather have $5 from a patriot than $5,000 from a slick-haired, martini-guzzling operator.

If you can spare a little for my re-election campaign today, I’d appreciate it.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@Wendigoon8 Ok garmin

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@silver_star_13 A bulk are likely kids who created an account forgot the password and then just made another and subscribed again.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@KiyyDumb @Mama_Bedlam I love tranzit (the goat that could have been) but that Easter egg is ass.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

Fake thunder lovers when the lightning strikes

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@holidaypunk1225 We would still see actual change within our lifetime actually as during lockdown and a lot less pollution happening many rivers cleared, animals returned and I think (THINK) temps were a bit lower in some areas with less pollutants.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@clapppio Nina or Kai. Because one has done it multiple times

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@TheSus1enator I honestly don’t know anyone other than the worst goon brained troglodytes who have spoken in support of this “song”.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@ThatChristian12 A decade and a half… SIXTEEN YEARS. This behavior is why so many kids are pushed to alt-right pipelines because they fear judgement for their past.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@dracarycs Tornado watch: “watch out there could be a tornado!”
Tornado warning: “pretty sure we saw a funnel cloud forming. Take shelter”

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

If someone believes cloning is playing god they should also believe that having sex is playing god as you are creating life by doing it.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@WillAddedDigits What the fuck is Italy doing

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@Carlnowinslow @matt__sox In the spin off “planes” there is a car who transitioned into a plane

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@ColesCorner10 Guys Clark was in there for like a month at the least, it had a LOT of time to recreate Clark’s store.

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT IT BRUH

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

RPG Maker has announced it’s shutting down its official forums at the end of the year

14 years of community tutorials and guides will be permanently deleted with no archive or backup

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@echetus You when an orphan exists near people apparently

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

@echetus A children’s home for ONE child. They objected being next to one child

[Dr. Coomer HD @hd_coomer]

Trump fucks his women underage, pedo style

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Trump eats his pizza folded, New York style