Nick Waggoner

Deep down in my plums.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Don't tell my ass to "stick to comedy" if you're a plumber still tweetin' about Benghazi twelve times a day. Why don't you stick to shit, my dude!?

[Margo Price @MissMargoPrice]

Johnny Cash’s to do list/ resolution inspiration

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@mattjwOKC Lay on the speaker and let the sweet Traber waves massage you back to health….put him on hold!

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@HannahMitcham That’s exactly 3.75 miles more than I can run 👏

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@ethanberney WIZARD

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@CriterionOKC @nannerz82

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.

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@LatvianMissile Easy, Joan Rivers! You’re wearing white sunglasses in your profile pic....

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Old pics when you’re drinking alone: “Look at me, Look at me, LOOK AT ME!”

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I wanna make something good, I wanna make something better. Something that cannot leave the ground unless we lift it up together.

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Sandy, the aurora is rising behind us This pier lights our carnival life forever

[Dave Brown @OklahomaLefty]

Artists that need to release new music in 2018 (in no particular order) --
1. Northcote
2. Shit Present
3. Don't Make Ghosts
4. Dead To Me

@northcotemusic @ShitPresent @dontmakeghosts @deadtomesf

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How long has the wizard emoji been a thing and I ain’t seen that shit!?🧙‍♂️

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I’ve been dusted in the dark up in Penetration Park and I’ve been plastered. I’ve been shaking hard and searching in a dirty storefront church and I’ve been plowed.

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@oh_hay_hay Good one🙄

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Punched myself in the balls while unboxing my new yoga mat. #fitness

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Is it 11:24 o’clock?

[Redeceptor @redeceptor]

“It’s such a lucky accident, having been born, that we’re almost obliged to pay attention,”
Mark Strand

[Nick Waggoner @hdnick]

I wonder if Kerryon Johnson checks his bags at the airport...🤔

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@stancappuccino Speakeasy