alex

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[alex @he1sman]

walked into mr shawarma as a child and i left as a man

[alex @he1sman]

thought the movie mid 90s would just be a bunch of clips of @chiefschiefftw playing fortnite. very disappointing

[alex @he1sman]

@dih_soap @soaphia vouch this guy got me to chall

[alex @he1sman]

dual wielding the double cup the boys started calling me edward sizzurp hands

[alex @he1sman]

@quaaludakris Didn’t know this was how you have your hinge preferences set up. Hope Hillcrest is a vibe this weekend!

[alex @he1sman]

@JustRemikun

[alex @he1sman]

@MikeGarafolo It wasn’t karma that made someone dive on his knee

[alex @he1sman]

@dih_soap hearthstone battlegrounds pivot

[Loops @cs_loops]

Walking home after a drunk night out

[alex @he1sman]

the lion does not concern himself with brain fog and visual snow resulting from years of substance abuse

[alex @he1sman]

just spilled milk and im in tears about it

[alex @he1sman]

Miles is dead to me I’m team Michael now. Might fuck around and unfollow him.

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

Jarvis, order $57 worth of Shake Shack on DoorDash. No tip.

[alex @he1sman]

she fw a cripple like me

[alex @he1sman]

@quaaludakris martin had a dream, leah had a vision

[alex @he1sman]

im built different

too bad vision wasnt and leah shattered it

[alex @he1sman]

@quaaludakris the force guided her to hit the dye table