catsy // 🌟

everything is fine, don’t give into despair. i love you, honeybear.

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@OBJECTlNG cc @penebusan https://t.co/aMGSgx2KPU

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@ALlASlNG you’re damn fuckin right

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@penebusan is this u https://t.co/V3RowNnfRp

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@OBJECTlNG https://t.co/TgP8Bi9l0M

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(203): some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

how does elektra know what a furry is

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@OBJECTlNG https://t.co/Oo8BeCi8Yt

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(802): Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(342): 1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

b-a-b-y baby.

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@ALlASlNG https://t.co/SDTPqTBnoN

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(214): Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(780): Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(508): Beard. Chest hair. Job.

(602): The holy trinity.

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@themoonservant aren’t you only like two years older than me

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@themoonservant yeah it’s a newfangled way of saying “relatable”

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@themoonservant BIG MOOD

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

@WlNGINGIT https://t.co/GplZfgyTUz

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(910): Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

patsys catsies

[catsy // 🌟 @heIIskitten]

come hang out with me and my cats while my new best friend @advocadolaw makes a pumpkin bong!