Kate Tomo

Married, teacher, blanket crocheter. Still don’t remove my make up and my face seems fine. Still got the accent

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@quantick Crich

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@TheUnmumsyMum Sending prayers 😂

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@sianharries_ Bloody hell! Wtf?!!

[Lisa Lavin @LisaLavin8]

@JasonManford exactly mate!

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@fesshole So you’re what? 30 now?

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@NoContextBrits The price of a Freddo

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@robmanuel Mmmm moth soup

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I’ve not bitten my nails for 22 years. What I love most🙄 is when I’ve had 2 glasses of wine and my brain tries to take me back and nibble away to my stubby fingers with no thought of the next 6 weeks of growing

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Never belittle a teenager’s distress about their fave boy band splitting up or being grounded one night when their mates are off to the cinema when as adults we inevitably and relentlessly get traumatised by this…

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@ashleystorrie Clicky dicky

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@SiouxsieShoo You can literally unfollow or block him and then carry on with your day not thinking of him ever again 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@fesshole Had something similar with my husband over the pandemic. It almost broke us up. In the end we had to agree to not talk about it. We still don’t. It’s definitely affected our relationship long term.

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@ThatEricAlper Scissor sisters version of comfortably numb. Superb

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Ahh, that once in a blue moon time when the radio plays one of your fave songs, so you turn it right up to sing along and that’s when one of children HAS TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. If your leg isn’t hanging off, I need these 3m!

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@stephenbucomedy just saw you at the Phoenix. Outstanding 👏🏼👏🏼

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@DrAliceHoon @TheUnmumsyMum Same

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@LizWFab Brilliant!!!

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@Markloveskylie @thatlaurasmyth Yes

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@JozNorris Same! I assumed it was my fat fingers

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@ask_aubry Happy to be a birch if this is what’s on offer 🙄