ex machina

[ex machina @headedtospace]

Experimenting w SHAREfactory

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: people love playlists with really specific names, like “lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to”

her: yes but I’m not sure tha-

me: Alexa, play “Sea Shanties You Could Theoretically Fuck To”

[ex machina @headedtospace]

But I sure don't miss the liquor stores. Fuck 'em

[ex machina @headedtospace]

#TheOuterWorlds

[Ben Jealous @BenJealous]

Bernie is a Democratic Socialist. Like many of our Allies In Europe.

His policies mirror the ambitions of MLK & FDR.

Anyone Democrat getting hysterical, calling him a “socialist” or a “communist” has had their brain coopted by the GOP and is embarrassing us on the world stage.

[BON @Gresham2x]

My lawyer talmbout “My client can pass a drug screen TODAY” Jeff Jeff chill out

[ex machina @headedtospace]

I know the liquor stores miss me.

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

I invite all of you to stop being idiots

[ex machina @headedtospace]

#TheOuterWorlds

[Yong Yea @YongYea]

CD Projekt is on a roll. Witcher 3 physical sales skyrocketed by 554% after Witcher Netflix's success and CD Projekt's value saw a huge boost that made it EU's 2nd most valuable game company behind Ubisoft. Cyberpunk 2077 hasn't even launched yet. https://t.co/vHgry8kuVF

[dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer]

I should probably just come out with it - YES we are doing a documentary on the history of Arkane Studios. And another on the design of the Dishonored franchise. And another on the design of Prey. Filming in both Lyon and Austin. 👍

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

escape room employee: would you like a hint?

me: hmm this door says PUSH which likely stands for Pull Until Secrets Happen

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

ask any woman what the best sex of her life REALLY was & i guarantee it was over a long weekend with some guy who lived in a treehouse and didn’t pay taxes and couldn’t commit and believed in giants or some shit who she never saw again. it’s SICK & it’s why i don’t believe in god

[ex machina @headedtospace]

GAMES I'VE BEEN PLAYING LATELY:

Dying Light
Prey
Mass Effect Andromeda
The Division 2
Dragon Age Inquisition

GONNA JUMP BACK INTO:

God of War
For Honor
The Last of Us
Rainbow 6 Siege
Warframe

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

your poor choice of wiper speed is stressing me out