headguardprobs

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

I try to be the nice guy but you view it the other way. I give up

[Lifeguard Swag @TheGuardLife]

Getting weird looks from friends for freaking out about the CPR scene in hunger games. "That was actually pretty legit!" #LifeguardProblems

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

The CPR scene in Hunger games >>#legit

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Haven't guarded in two days. Is this what love feels like? But paycheck will suck

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Did me breathing piss you off this time? #annoyed

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Almost to 1000 tweets! Who wants to be the lucky s/o

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Why did i pick up extra shifts next week?

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

@SassyLifeguards college is great...college pools not so much. I miss my summer pool so much

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Apparently everything I say pisses you off. Literally cant wait for thanksgiving break

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Happy veterans day! Thanks for your service!

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

The immature hs boys that I had to train yesterday <<<

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Hope you know they are only using you as a dd

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Write up if I dont go to the next inservice? People have a life outside of work thank you.

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

"@UberFacts: "Shlimazl" is a Yiddish word for a person who has nothing but bad luck." #lgprobs

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Every shift I work just pisses me off more. Definitely not worth the money to be someones bitch

[Pool Barbie @PoolBarbie12]

@headguardprobs We once had a guy who regularly blew snot rockets into the pool gutter til we made him stop. #getthatvisualoutofyourhead

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Debating how bad it is to go into an early shift hungover...

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

@PoolBarbie12 the sniffing sound kills me

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

For the love of God blow your nose

[headguardprobs @headguardprobs]

Writing a paper on backboarding #easy #inmysleep