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Lover. Fighter. Dreamer. Primate. Thinkfluencer. Dancer. Awkward kisser. Clown avoider. And now, mask maker.

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Can anyone recommend any Will Smith memes?

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@JackSlater4 Coming soon to a chimney near you!

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@BeschlossDC Don't make me pick just one.

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@DietCoke For a second I thought this was the start of a Trent Reznor lyric.

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May the 4th be with you!

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@RexChapman @profhackney Hard to tell because the video cuts off, but it looks like he calmly goes back to continuing filling his tank afterwards.

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Sadly I don't think Frank is going to work. BUT I would pay a LOT for a subscription service just to watch Mike Lindell field prank calls all day. https://t.co/0Y9s7PbRzG via @businessinsider

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@AshaRangappa_ Not to get technical, but a "story" usually has a beginning, middle & ending -- and also a point to it. I'd classify this as slurred nonsense.

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@JimSwiftDC @jaketapper Oh man, why didn't we think of this?? Oh right, because it's the worst idea ever and Ted Cruz is an awful person. That's probably why.

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Guess it's a toss up. 🤷‍♀️

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@The_Lightbender Awesome tattoo!! Glad we could make it happen! No secret we're big fans of Darwin as well. Or "Chuck D." as we call him. (I feel like that name might be taken though.)

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@The_Lightbender Only took us 3 months. That's pretty good for us!

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@The_Lightbender Merry Christmas! https://t.co/1yTWAkCi8I

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Hmmm, they all look good TBH, but is Sloth not an option?

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After 9 successful landings, spanning more than 40 years, I am prepared to conclude that Mars has rocks. 🇺🇸

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@thatalexyarde Love it!!! 🙌

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Well sure, if you take a bunch of damning and horrific video clips and chronologically string them together in context, you can make anything look bad.

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I'm old enough to remember when actions had consequences.

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@nerdthemutt88 D'oh! All excellent choices, but but unfortunately these are all only available in men's sizes. We will hopefully be introducing a women's option in the near future, and we'll be sure to notify you when that happens!

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@jp_wiese HA! It sure does. We would offer to photoshop this right now, but I'm afraid we've already exceeded our quota of seeing Ted Cruz's face for one week.