Head of Household

Keeper of lost phone chargers, family subscriptions, and passwords. Depleter of attentions.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

Having Grok Bot summarize topics across X and YouTube and then send them to my kindle is the best life hack.

[Nick Preszler @NickPreszler]

Look at him, thats my Qual.

Your what?

My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@BowTiedBroke Two rules that worked for us in the teen years:
1. Predefine buckets for them to spend/save/give. Anything they earn is automatically split 45/45/10. No negotiating.
2. Parent paid interest on savings. Cards like Greenlight make this easy

[Malte Ubl @cramforce]

Jev is classic low-end disruption. You don't invent Jev is you are a GPU-rich hyperlab

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@signulll also remember that capitals are for clankers

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@ThinkAppraiser Moving from Triangle -> small town is the way.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@zachary_ashburn consulting or nc real estate side biz?

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@signulll do chatgpt users even have personality? all questions go to straight to ai

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@BowTiedBroke You know he’s just trying to repo that big ass crt tv that hasn’t moved since 1987

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

connecting data centers to walmart is genius. both have large footprints and a reputation for disrupting small towns. yet walmart is culturally accepted as a necessity

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

New American unit of measurement just dropped

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@Shpigford I miss the days when the internet was just passwords and not tokens, 2FA, MFA, SSO, FaceID, Touch ID, provider sign in, pass word managers, and passkeys.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@signulll Still looking for that true Scotsman

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@unusual_whales

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@levelsio @tdinh_me - Bug a Salt gun too for the flies and mosquitoes

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

The final Turning test:

If you can hear my voice, clap.

<clankers clap>

If you can hear my voice, clap twice.

<clap> <clap>

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@ThinkAppraiser But have you tried Buccee’s beef jerky? So good.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@Shpigford 🔥don’t forget that Knockoff itself is Made in America 🇺🇸🦅

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@realestatedude0 Love the natural island countertop and backsplash potential.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@cremieuxrecueil Same effect as uninsured motorists. The insured ones end up footing the bill.

[Head of Household @headofsploot]

@Shpigford You can do both at the same time. Make the better algo server side and opt-out. Leave the open source, local only, algo for free.