die kunts der fuge

splash, ya feel good?

[jae holzman @jaeporeon]

holy moly woah

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I’d like to lead the research, if possible.

1. Breathalyzer her
2. Thin brain slices to study under a microscope
3. Forced mukbang studied for microexpressions
4. Urine analysis
5. And lastly 16 bars of a song in her range

I think the results of the study would be rich.

[Chadd @Chadddafuq]

I have been a blackjack long enough to witness 2NE1 disband twice yet not long enough to witness a comeback.

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

There is a new Pokemon type: bi.

[goosemeow @goosemeow_]

As an cishet ally of the LGBTQ+ community, I elongate it to "fаggot accent" as to not appropriate the vernacular and slang of a group that I do not belong to.

[frye @___frye]

let’s be geographic regions with mama

[[email protected] @missmaamshe]

This is what I mean when I say I’m f*sh

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

Cooked her ass. Happy Chinese new year

[nick sogard is very cool and i like him @TheNotoriousHRT]

thank you Asians for spaghetti #erasewhitehistory

[Wild Clips @wildclipszone]

Arresting someone for protecting children is not justifiable at all

[Naomi Elizabeth @thisisnaomie]

Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit

[thee coldest hotgirl @okaytayy_]

A patient was dnr/dni then had a Diet Coke and decided they wanted to live. Now full code. That’s so real lmao

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Jesus Christ. This is about to be a brutal, murderous disaster.

[popculturediedin2009 @pcd2009]

new york post (february 15, 2009)

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

This one woman's act of real resistance was demonstrably more effective than anything the Democratic Party has done.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

The reason this story is making headlines in the British press is because Lucy Harrison’s death is currently being investigated by Cheshire Coroner’s Court in England, where she lived. Last January, Lucy was shot dead by her father, Kris Harrison, at his home in Texas, but a grand jury in Collin County declined to indict him so no criminal case was brought. He has been walking around freely since.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

always happy to get new fears unlocked

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"Americans have a widespread belief that a lot of wealth is going to be created this year, but that their own lives are going to get worse" is a "This is what Historians refer to as 'The Cool Zone'" Loading Screen tip.

[rune sword @runesword1]

nurse, fire a warning shot over the patient’s head