Holly Haterpants

Twitter’s sweetheart. I have ugly tits and a demon in my ass.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

If you ever thought I couldn’t care less, please let me prove you wrong.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Him: Nice to meet you

Me: That’s what they all said

[FFS Gregggggg @thecanadianeh]

I don't care about your political views, or your nudes

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh We’ll see if you’re saying that when you’re a survivor and have to clean it the next day

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

If you think TikTok is only little girls dancing, we’re going to have a long talk about “algorithms”

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh Not as sorry as your bathtub is gonna be

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh Amateur move. You want one of the old ones. More wire exposure

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh That oddly sounds like you keep a toaster in the bathroom but what do I know

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

If you’re annoyed you have to see me again, overthrow the government.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@TheReaIRobG I don’t wanna be here. Sue me.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

What the fuck do you mean that THIS PLACE is the best option I have? It smells like fish here.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh It’s probably cause of a faulty prostrate. Go get the finger.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

I assert dominance by being the first to pee in the toilet after my husband cleans it.

[Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure]

I’m as pure as snow

that’s been plowed

Get it? Get it? PLOWED badumtsssss

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@TheDickKnightV2 I mean, it’s one year now but it still counts. I like to keep people on their toes. Never know when a human is gonna pop out of me.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

Mad at my baby for sleeping peacefully when I now have to run to the toilet to piss so I don’t dribble on myself like a rabid dog.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@thecanadianeh Something like that 😏

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

Neuter your husband for science.

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@BreakfaztBeers Imma photoshop your face on my fist, how bout dat?

[Holly Haterpants @heapsOhate]

@TheReaIRobG I hope mine ate you afterwards.

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@MelaniePoupou 🎶 Haterella DeVille, Haterella DeVille, if she doesn’t scareeee youuu, no evil thing will 🎶