Cambrodia

Racism isn't pretty but her sister sure tf is

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

I love everybody equally, which means fuck you especially.

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I accidentally heard a Steely Dan song somebody get me to the hospital

[Chick Of It All 🐉 @20eyeDocs]

imagine a world where everyone minds their own fucking business

[Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit]

mixing paint at Home Depot I don’t work here no one cares

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@20eyeDocs So many great tunes

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Got you tacos, extra lettuce just like you like, babe.

[Willie @FrankieBuIIshit]

I always use one of those motorized carts when I’m at Walmart because I’m an asshole

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

They're shitting in the lettuce again.

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@20eyeDocs Comfy 83 and overcast here in TX, Ms. Lou Who

[𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @MelDutchie]

Lick it afterwards.

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@11MyJam @DrunkRepub

[Willie @FrankieBuIIshit]

When standards are lowered results follow

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@MelDutchie If it’s soft I need a thimble sweater. Hard, shot glass sweater 💅🏽

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

Fuckin’ in low-bone ankle socks is a rite of passage

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@MelDutchie Nice. Does grandma take her Metamucil before or after getting the dust knocked off her pussy?

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@MelDutchie I beg to differ. Getting young sounds fabulous

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@FrankieBuIIshit What, Earth?

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@chic_siren_ Wanna slide down the fire pole and get the hose if it’s fire?

[Cambrodia @JGizzleFitty]

@stoolpresidente You’ve never been in a box in your life