Roz Meyer

Madness is my method.

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Wage war on fat. Use this eight-step guide to target flab with military precision http://t.co/bwT4U7ftEF

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Burn Fat: Eat organic, Drink cold water, Eat more protein, Drink coffee or tea, Eat breakfast, Go to bed earlier. Don't Starve!

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Who farted? One of y'all farted on my Twitter page, and I can smell it. Disgusting.

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@grifterR1 @TheRyanEgan In reality, I'd kick all of your asses.

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@jakeconn021 You. I like you.

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I'm starring in the next @Avengers sequel. Yes, it's true. I'll be off camera making funny faces and shit.

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@MsMJWatson If MJ leaves... I won't have a beautiful pair of boobies to look at! Well, technically I would, but still. You can't leave! NO!

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"There's plenty of fish in the sea." That's true, if you prefer fish. Personally, I like women.

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@TheMainManLobo You. Me. Joyride in the Batmobile. Let's go.

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IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!!!!!

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@KittyPrydeRP Ayeee sexayyy! Is Professor Wheels keeping you busy?

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Just took a dump on the front lawn of the X-Mansion. That's what they get for not letting me join. Bastards.

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@JustinHammer3 Well, she's married to the Muffin Man.

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@JustinHammer3 Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?

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@the_daily_rag #Fact! If you don't wash your testicles for more than three days, they will smell like cheddar cheese.

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I put cocaine in my cereal every morning. Every. Fucking. Morning.