Brian

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[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

The median voter

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

A specter is haunting Europe, folks. Many say GHOST but I say SPECTER. I say it because it's much spookier, more serious. SPECTER! And it's the biggest specter we've ever seen.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I do think that if the trash can lady’s life is gonna be ruined she should at the very least get to keep the trash can

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

It’s nice that Uwe Boll, notorious for making total garbage for tax write offs, found the perfect audience (braindead right wingers)

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

guy who does nothing but scroll social media all day: idk man it just feels like it's all over and there's no hope

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Unfortunately I’m a guy who looks exactly like I have many thoughts on the band Weezer. Even worse: it’s true

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Some common-sense things Trump said today that were nevertheless shocking:

Everybody else has ballistic missiles, why can’t Iran?

The frozen money belonged to Iran, and the U.S. needed to release it otherwise nobody would trust the dollar system. Why should we steal their money?

Neighboring countries use nuclear power for electricity, why can’t Iran?

Israel shouldn’t knock down entire buildings in Beirut every time a drone or two crashes harmlessly in the desert.

Trump would’ve become Herbert Hoover in a few weeks once oil ran out and the market crashed. He had no choice but to end the war.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Today is the day Trump became president

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

It's good to spend a few hours online each day so you know which people have "elite ball knowledge" and who has "the mandate of heaven"

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

[Acyn @Acyn]

Fox: We’re at war with Iran. Which one is worse? San Antonio or Iran?

Knicks Fans: San Antonio.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: Wu-Tang Clan have broken Donald Trump's curse on the Knicks

[Cinemarxism @CinemarxismBret]

By far the best attribute of Zohran’s mayoral stay so far is the bold “we can just do that” of moments like this.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

every new york convenience store i’ve walked into tonight is fresh out of cash. “some other guy took it first” they’re all saying. “our money is that other guy’s money sorry”

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Sorkin having to direct his Social Network sequel because Fincher is too busy directing a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel because Tarantino is too busy putting off making his Final Film to make inflammatory statements about actors…really sad situation all around.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage