Creepy Mortal Dude

so anyways here’s wonderwall

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

You ever bake a loaf of bread at 1:00 in the morning

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

We are all so fucked.

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

@jibosibie Real

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Why the fuck would you make your plans to create a dictatorship public

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

@the_theymer Bangers

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

Outnumbered at least 6 to 1, the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry suffered 82% casualties when they heroically charged headlong into enemy forces to shore up a gap in Union lines during the Battle of Gettysburg on this date in 1863.

The role these brave Minnesotans played in preserving the United States of America cannot be overstated.

General Winfield Scott Hancock said that "no soldiers on any field, in this or any other country ever displayed grander heroism," and insisted that "there is no more gallant deed recorded in history."

In a speech in Cannon Falls, MN on the Fourth of July 1928, President Calvin Coolidge said these men's heroism that day entitled them to the rank of "saviors of their country."

Think about that next time you see a Confederate symbol displayed on Minnesota soil.

The next day, the survivors from the 1st Minnesota helped repel Pickett's Charge and lost another 17 killed and wounded.

Minnesota is in possession of a blood-stained, bullet-pierced Virginia battle flag captured July 3rd.

Virginia has been asking for it back for over 100 years.

Governor Jesse Ventura's response at the White House in 2000: “Why? I mean, we won. … We took it. That makes it our heritage.”

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Hot to go to the polls was RIGHT there.

[Senate Democrats @dscc]

🎼H-O-T-T-O-V-O-T-E!

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Aw fuck hang on a second

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

You know, I may not agree with the decisions that the Supreme Court is making but at least I had my chance to go and vote for everyone sitting on that bench

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

I think the problem is that this guy isn’t driving the boat with a beer in hand

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Similar problem here. Robes can be great, but Tate's Versace-decorated robe is such a gratuitous display of wealth that it crosses the line into Bad Taste.

Chedder gets ready for bed in PJs and ducky slippers. Much more charming.

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Nooooo don’t make me finish this pack of Pilsners at 10:00am nooooooooooo

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Getting up before 10:00am should be a federal offense

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

If I don’t drink enough to kill a small horse over the next week then I didn’t vacation hard enough

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Much less able to needle it

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Alright but this HARDLY goes into space

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

What if I started selling anti-woke towels

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

Just so everyone is clear, shut up it was dumb

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Just so everyone is clear, the point of this is to show that people will get more outraged about the temporary defacement of a landmark than they will about the actual destruction of the planet

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

@cryolandz Isn’t it awful, here have another

[Creepy Mortal Dude @hearth72120]

@IwriteOK Finally, someone who understands the primal urge to watch a map change a little bit after 4 hours