Kenneth Heasley

USMC - UIUC - Secret Squirrel Stuff

[Kenneth Heasley @HeasleyK13]

Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

lol shit is funny because everybody thinks Jameis doin this for show but he really just a genuinely good dude in real life… cameras or not.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Some cultures are better than others

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Land of the free. Home of the brave. 🇺🇸

@UFC Freedom 250 has KICKED OFF!

[Lizzy Savetsky @LizzySavetsky]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think NYC mayoral announcements should probably be in English.

[Congressman Rudy Yakym @RepRudyYakym]

In case you thought this was just another flag.

Happy Flag Day 🇺🇸

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

This is because your sports team won? No. It’s because once you teach animals they can get away with whatever, they do it over and over and over again.

[NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman @NASAAdmin]

Happy Flag Day, America 🇺🇸

From sea to shining sea, to the Moon, Mars, and beyond, the great journey continues…

[Emily Austin @Emilyaustin]

Stop calling them Knicks fans.

They’re thug opportunists who know they’ll spend 3 hours in a precinct and be right back on the street.
A Knicks win didn’t create this behavior… it exposed what happens when there are no consequences for it.

[Joe Colangelo @Itsjoeco]

Increasingly of the mind that not only should these people go to jail, but their families should lose access to EBT and government support. Whatever we're doing isn't working.

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

UPDATE PER NYPD: Midtown Manhattan descended into chaos after Knicks Game 5.

Ten officers injured. One punched in the face, another struck with a glass bottle.

A shooting at 43rd and Broadway wounded a 17-year-old. Crowds took over 43rd Street so completely that no ambulance could reach the scene, so NYPD drove the victim to the hospital. Officers recovered a firearm and took three people of interest into custody.

Four slashings and stabbings.

Crowds torched five school buses that were shuttling fans from Manhattan to MetLife Stadium for the World Cup.

Five NYPD vehicles wrecked. People swung bats at the cars, jumped on the roofs, and smashed front and back windshields. Crowds destroyed multiple personal vehicles too.

People set off fireworks inside packed crowds, climbed light poles, traffic signals, and scaffolding, and brawled in the street. Crowds blocked avenues for hours and refused to disperse.
63 arrested. Charges include assault on a police officer, criminal possession of a gun, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and obstruction of governmental administration.

[Magills @magills_]

Not in 100 years has a German guy been so charismatic that an entire nation waits excitedly to hear what he’s going to do next

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters have begun setting the school buses ON FIRE in Times Square during the Knicks riots

Police do not have NEARLY ENOUGH SUPPORT

Mamdani and Hochul have ABSOLUTELY FAILED NYPD and law abiding New Yorkers

[Armée de l'Air et de l'Espace @Armee_de_lair]

Une photo. Deux légendes.

La Patrouille de France et les @AFThunderbirds en vol ensemble au-dessus d’Ocean City.

Un moment rare. Un symbole fort. 🇫🇷🇺🇸
#Liberté250

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.

Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.

So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.

But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.

Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.

He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.

And he loves it.

That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

WATCH: U.S Air Force Thunderbirds and U.S. Navy Blue Angels practice a flyover this morning before the UFC Freedom 250 event this weekend at The White House.

Video: danaiiiwhite

[Kenneth Heasley @HeasleyK13]

FIFA fans: “Can’t wait to experience American sports culture!”

America: “Best I can do is offer watching Joey Chestnut annihilate 75+ hot dogs while thousands chant his name like he’s a Roman emperor.”

They are NOT ready 🇺🇸 🦅 🌭

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

The Knicks' success has exposed an uncomfortable truth...

New York contains a staggering number of degenerate men in their 20s, whose hobbies appear to consist of drinking and fighting in public, climbing and trashing things, and confusing antisocial behavior with civic pride.

[FormulaYankee #CashGod @FormulaYankee]

We gotta start talking about how this is one of the greatest movies of time.

That part where Doc is drifting is forever ingrained into my mind

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

there’s a German guy named Freddy here for the World Cup

as far as I can tell his meals on Monday were:

Waffle House at 1 AM
Wendy’s for lunch
Chili’s for dinner & NBA Finals Game 3

little does he know he just earned his citizenship, that was the secret meal combo to unlock it