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one that got away

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed :

[Ajibola @4jibola]

i don't have a five year plan because every two months, i realize i need a different life.

[sage @belikesagee]

i love Pinterest. no opinions. no bad vibes. just pretty pictures.

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

sometimes you just gotta
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instead of crashing tf out.

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I have 2 tickets for Coldplay at Wembley for sale.

Me and my work colleague can no longer make it.

[ash @tripnf4ll]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisilign

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

so grateful to have experienced both

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

Anyone else feel this way as you get older?

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The S in September stands for saving money ok don’t invite me anywhere

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“These edibles ain’t working!”

*15 minutes later

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life