Heather Matthews

Time for fun!

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@diamonddimples1 @RexChapman Yeah, whatever. I'm not hooked on the name, but the creation is certainly not trash. Delicious! 😋🤣🤣

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@RexChapman I love boneless wings!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@manwhohasitall How does he balance his family life?

[Lean In @LeanInOrg]

In its latest #equalpay court filings, the US Soccer Federation argued that the men's team has "more responsibility" and "requires a higher level of skill"—despite the women's team being the current WORLD CHAMPIONS. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 https://t.co/DZnixTtPEW

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@manwhohasitall Aww, bless his heart.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

ALL MEN! You can choose to be anything you want to be! Don't let clothes, books, the media, stereotypes, power or massive structural barriers hold you back. YOU GO BOYS! #boypower

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

Working husband? How do you succeed at work? Callum age 31, "I remain completely silent and lean in." Inspirational. Thanks Cal.

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@manwhohasitall Floss is a must-pack. Not only is it vital to his oral health, it can also function as string in a pinch for him to sew up holes and tie bits and bobs together.

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@jenniferlee_75 😂😂😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: My day was a disaster.

Me: You were with me all day.

4: I know.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

I'm not saying we don't eat a lot of pizza. I'm saying we try not to have pizza for lunch & dinner on the same day.

[Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara]

I asked my kids if they had any resolutions for the new year, and my daughter said she wanted to “eat Nutella every day.”
Yeah, she’s definitely mine.

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@realsarahpepper OMG! I was 7 months pregnant with my Sept baby & I was ALWAYS hot & sweaty at night. Hubby sent me the link for a weighted blanket asking if I'd like one; I thought it was the meanest thing ever & let him know. Now my non-pregnant self thinks it is cool, but I can't admit it.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES.

[@realTewkesburyBC @TewkesburyLeak]

WTF... does anyone else see the child teleport?

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@marcuslemonis Cookie dough

[Heather Matthews @heathercheme]

@realsarahpepper congrats on the baby girl! My daughter, two sons and I heard this morning. We are so happy for you!

[Sarah Pepper @realsarahpepper]

Something for you all to remember!

[@hayesbrown.bsky.social @HayesBrown]

guy who invented daylight savings time: and then in the fall you get an extra hour to sleep!

us: wow yeah that sounds great

him: [under his breath] and in exchange you get months of darknesss and sadness

us: wait what?

him: what?

[Lean In @LeanInOrg]

Every year, we team up with @McKinsey to survey companies and their employees about the experience of being a woman in corporate America. The 2018 results are in. https://t.co/PLIrGgsXYD