Heather Ide

Aspiring writer addicted to books, her beloved Bears, Severus Snape, and Mountain Dew. Fortes fortuna iuvat.

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

@Louishimon why have I never deleted this account lol whoops

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@Louishimon No, it’s 🐻⬇️

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@hankgreen Is this the same Peter who delivered a phone charger to John before a show? 🤔

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@hankgreen @Louishimon

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@hankgreen 1996

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@Louishimon Nobody likes a soggy biscuit!

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I love you all. Even the ones I don’t know. This year I’ve not got a new New Year’s wish. I hope the world is gentler to each of us in 2018, though. And that we do not forget how to be kind.

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@Louishimon Yeah what the hell lol

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It's amazing how much implicit trust Keen seems to have in "old media". Talking about Hollywood as if it's an epoch of great art is crazy

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

Who is the monkey: the person who creates or searches out content for themselves, or one who accepts the established as possibly good?

[Fake Homer Drew @FauxmerDrew]

"@ValpoBasketball crosses the Delaware" #DownWithTheColonials #GoValpo

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

Please help the pep band go to NY & support @ValpoBasketball! Would be so so appreciated! #GoValpo https://t.co/OtPRMcpSCK

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

@engl400 Can I get a cat in my new life? I want a cat.

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Because if you are incapacitated while fighting, you're not really a hero. Just ask Donald Trump https://t.co/8XSSA80YVK

[engl400 @engl400]

“Some of you will not survive, but those who do will be heroes.

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

@KahnahShelton hey, just so you know, this is something I actually came up with and wrote myself, not a quote from the actual story...

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

The word "bro-hug" is now in OED. That's amazing.

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Yeah, I said Bugs Bunny instead of Loony Toons...it's been a long week (it's only Monday)...okay, I'm just stupid.

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[*cue "That's All, Folks!" Bugs Bunny music]
That was a really fun exercise. Wish I had come up with a better ending, though.

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

For what it's worth, you hope a seed sticks itself to beauty
To the woman who was more in control
Than you had ever truly been.

[Heather Ide @heathercide]

You will be a weed.
You will fight the other flowers, you will stubbornly stick around.
You will blow away your seeds with your own breath