Heather Clauson

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

If I could live in any make-believe community, it would be the Lenox Spice Village.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@krstn_jhnsn @JustinMcElroy YES. I was just telling someone this the other day. Every time someone uses this I'm filled with rage.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

Poignant.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@JennyLee1968 @lmaekelley Mom, you can't say stuff like that on the internet! 🥰

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

“I’m the quesadilla queen.” @HeatherClauson

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

I’m shook. I found this butterfly sculpture at an antique shop in Palm Springs that bears an uncanny resemblance to Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn).

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley @DZRishmawy @lmaekelley You're so helpful

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I named a snake. I am not sure if the snake wanted a name, but I felt like it was a positive step in my relationship with snakes. I am sorry if you already had a name, Morgan.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I ate too much again. Good thing I have several naps scheduled. I am a bear.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

THIS IS MY DOG AND SHE'S A GENIUS 😍 https://t.co/RbDY0pkOik

[Jennifer Clauson @JennyLee1968]

#eggchallenge Juna passed the test on her 2nd try. The first time she ate the egg, shell and all. #goldenretriever

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

salomé designed by atipo. download regular for free https://t.co/44fEpvgyQA via @atipostudio

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley @MetroParksTweet I want to visit them so much.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

"Sometimes when I turn around and look back at something, I feel like Lot's wife."-Carrie

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley's love language is sending people job listings.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley NO. SERIOUSLY?

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley Plz don't type that word. That really hurt my feelings.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley A hot dog vendor is not someone you wanna live with!

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

"Humans only really need to bathe like once a month"-Connor UM THAT'S DEF NOT TRUE.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

Constantly checking my e-mail hoping that class is cancelled. It never is.

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

@lmaekelley AMEN.