A week from today, hours after delivering a massive, unfunded handout to corporations sitting on $2.3 trillion in cash, GOP might shut down the government because providing care for low-income kids would bankrupt us.
Day 281
Wall: no
Golf: yes
News: bad
Mood: sad
Mode: panic
Hannity: manic
Base: eroding
GOP: imploding
Jury: Grand
Counsel: Special
Charges: pressed
Jail: expected
Sycophants: triggered
Defense: stupidity
No: dignity
Full title: The Dotard of Covfefe
The winning just never ends