Heather ♀

bebobbin around

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

it’s best you know what you don’t
aperture lets the light in

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

lol at this moment from Rose Byrne's Golden Globes speech

"I want to thank my husband, Bobby Cannavale, who couldn't be here because we're getting a bearded dragon and he went to a reptile expo in New Jersey, so thank you, baby"

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

2025 in film and tv.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her…

[Charli @charli_xcx]

my king xx

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

JD Vance trying to order doughnuts set to the Veep end credits

[Heather ♀ @heatherfalgucci]

@CWMPavilion If it’s canceled, would lawn chair reservations be refunded as well? Thank you!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Brian Cox says that society should move towards a matriarchy:

“We haven’t given enough scope to the matriarchy. And I think we need to move matriarchally, we have to go more towards a matriarchy because the mothering thing is the thing which is the real conditioning of our lives. Our fathers don’t condition us, they’re too bloody selfish, but our mothers have to. Because they have an umbilical — that’s what the umbilical cord is about. Even though it’s cut away, there’s an umbilical relationship to your child, and the women have that. Men do not have that, they’re just sperm banks, moveable sperm banks.”

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

“Without sound in film, we wouldn’t have heard such lines as, ‘He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.’”

Actually, no, that’s not the truth, John Mulaney. That line was not in the movie. #oscars

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[trash jones @jzux]

it was the best of times (getting my paycheck) it was the worst of times (doing my job)

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023