Heather Hill

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

my flight to LA just got delayed 1hr & the man next to me started crying. so i asked him if he was okay & he responded “my wife just had our first bby” & THEN I STARTED CRYING. so i forced him to let me buy him a drink at 6am. we are currently drinking wine :)

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

🛑 STOP 🛑

you've reached the doomscrolling checkpoint. this is your reminder to take a break from doomscrolling

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

schulz saves America. watch on netflix. 10/10

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

uhhh i’m done w life i wanna be a small child who just got out of the bath and put on a big shirt

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

i don’t care how rich i get in my life... i will never search “price high to low” on a website

[🪴🫧🧃 @cheechcobbler]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

[JP @Jprz1321]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes*

Will you do me the honour of turning me-haw, into we-haw?

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

@bdiane dude that’s me

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

time moves faster when you are trying to make it to chick-fil-a for breakfast

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

shout out to the one time i accidentally ordered 60 bottles of Stella Artois for work not knowing they were 40s. & my boss let me keep them. that was like 3 months ago & im currently drinking my last stella 😢

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

@madelinecmack this is our favorite videooooo

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How much toilet paper do you need for 14 days, you assholes?

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

i love people watching when its 50 degrees in Denver. You have people in floor length puffy coats, people in t shirts, and I just saw a man in cut off jean shorts & a vest with no shit underneath.

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

remember to wash your hands xox

[y @imbabyfr]

AHHHHHH https://t.co/JXMQ5voIEl

[TK. @ToddKepper]

Smokin meats with @MarkZuckerbeg

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

“you look like the end of a pretzel”

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

my boss just hit me with a “i’m sorry who is this” text.

[Heather Hill @heatherghill]

@maddiemichele_ every morning.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

if i witnessed this i’d be losing my mind i’m so proud of them 14/10 for both