Heather

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[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Hahaha very funny. Been taking one of these everyday and never been more tired in ma life.

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@ASOS @eilidhmclay #ASOSBLACKFRIDAY 🖤

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@Missguided 💜

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Absolute classic from my mum 😂

[Heather @heatherjunex]

😂👌🏼😙😭😬🍺 accurate.

[Glasgow City Council @GlasgowCC]

No fun being a killjoy, but Kelvingrove is not open for parties.

KG is for everyone, especially during covid. All park users are entitled to feel safe & respected. Physical distancing is still the rule.

No alcohol or you may get a police fine. Bin your rubbish.

Not Ok👇

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Best news I’ve read this year 🤘🏼😆 @PhilRosenthal

[Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal]

TV Roundup: Netflix Sets ‘Somebody Feed Phil’ Season 3 Premiere Date – Variety https://t.co/Snj0pydoRV

[Heather @heatherjunex]

No better breakfast to have on your last day of work of the year 👌🏼

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@eilidhmclay @ruebrina 😂 brilliant

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@Devon_96 Big Easy in Covent Garden - so good 🤤

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Our dog walker sent us this photo and I honestly think it’s the funniest thing
I’ve ever seen 😂❤️

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

#NewProfilePic

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

CHEWBACCA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@EssentiallyWild So beautiful! Two Heather’s and two Jura’s 👍🏼

[Heather @heatherjunex]

@BBCBreakfast Our puppy, Jura. How could anyone say no to these eyes?! #puppydogeyes #bbcbreakfast

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Meanwhile I was lying in bed wearing a big baggy t-shirt, hair scraped up, and covered in moisturiser #sexy

[Heather @heatherjunex]

Ok so Rhury just completed surprised me by stopping by my house and walking into my room with flowers and a gift as an early birthday present & a note saying tomorrow I’ve to be ready for 6pm for a surprise dinner. This boy 😭😭😭😭

[Heather @heatherjunex]

🙌🏼😍

[Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal]

This just in:

[Heather @heatherjunex]

I’ve now been awake for 34 hours 😶 long haul over night flights and me don’t mix well 🙅🏼‍♀️ I find it impossible to sleep on a plane 🤦🏼‍♀️