Heather

Read some more of my various takes and opinions @kitschy-wonder on Tumblr

[dan @daaniiism]

no one's asking you to applaud fics you dislike, we're just asking you to NOT BE AN ASSHOLE DIRECTLY TO THE AUTHOR'S FACE????

[That ginger guy @Jhinchliffe07]

Why are people moaning about Oxford street being pedestrianised

As a northerner every town and cities main shopping area is pedestrianised and pensioners are OK 🤣👏

London seems to be the last to adopt it

[The Reverend KFidds @KFidds]

Student: I'm so sorry. I did the late assignment yesterday before it locked but forgot to send it. Can you still accept it?

Me: (checks the document history to see it was created at 8:44 am this morning and, by 8:47, it was five pages of written work that was pasted at once) 😐

[momo🪻📚 @8antidote]

no shade but some of you are losing the plot when it comes to this fanfic discourse. "fanfic authors need to respect readers' time" doesn't sound like a crazy statement to you? over something you're not paying for?😭

[dori SAW IVE 6/10, XSHONS ALPHA @leeseoslawyer]

Do you think black queer kids just dont exist

[Ads @adsfig5]

I’ve discussed the ‘bad food’ myth many times but visiting London and concluding its citizens are miserable is a colossal self report lmfao

[Avery || Zoya's 'normal' fan @zoyascockwarmer]

more people need to know this

[Sheb | The PhoneCase Guy @theshebinator]

"Why would an adult ever talk to a minor, anyway? What common interests could they possibly have?"

I worked in a room of 1st - 5th graders when I was 25 and was the only adult in the room that knew what Minecraft was.

[honee 🌠 @inaneaffections]

i think encouraging the idea that adults interacting with minors is always predatory is just as bad as thinking it won't be predatory at all

[Ḵ Ω F Î @bbjkap]

someone who lives 160 miles away in rotheram and hasnt been to london since the olympics is absolutely fuming rn

[bee ♡ @diptyquer]

is it an unspoken rule that cyclists in london all adhere to where they have to be utter dicks to literally anyone that breathes near them 😭

[Crab🎗🍉🏳️‍🌈 @crab_roll77]

#TheFlight spoilers//
.
.
.
.
I realize that TOWS was directly isolating tf!ambear more by validating her feelings, regardless of how true they are! It's pushing her further away from everyone just like it is (both mentally and physically) with tf!scott

[Noah 🔶 @st_noah_of_arc]

It's odd to me how China gets (rightfully) mocked so much for having the whole country share one timezone, but we don't extend the same treatment to continental Europe.

Spain, France, and the Benelux countries are just blatantly in the wrong timezone.

[eden @meowcowmoo]

the idea that queer people can simply opt out of oppression is such a massive insult to everyone who has ever been raped, beaten, or murdered for being queer

[Chris Rumfitt @chrisrumfitt]

I’m hoping the Oxford St situation might bring to a head the need to get a grip on London cyclist behaviour. Red light observance is about 25%. As a pedestrian, I am far more nervous crossing a cycle lane than a road.

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

I just don't understand how anyone who has ever stepped foot on Oxford Street on a Saturday or around Christmas would not be over the moon at pedestrianising the whole road. That place is hell on earth

[profressionally trained actor @rygospussy]

#ok

[mo @toxicsavant]

one time a woman accused me of being a prostitute and called the cops on me bc i was taking too long at an atm and was depositing a big stack of small bills (pizza delivery) and when the cop showed up he literally asked me why i didnt just run off

[carys @blindandb0ujee]

Hey so the fact that there are no plans to put a cycle lane directly through Oxford Street is good, actually.

It would work if cyclists were capable of stopping at a zebra crossing to let pedestrians get to the other side of the road. That largely isn’t the case.

[daily tsaritsa ❄️ @hourlytsaritsa]

She saw rhinedottir doing those poses in their meeting and Anastasya thought:

"Wait thats hot asf i wanna do it too"